Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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