Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.