Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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