Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.