Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.