Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Most kids pee their name into snow...
Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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