Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.