Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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He invites himself.
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Period.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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