Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.