Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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