There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.