There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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