Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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