You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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