Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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