The best racist jokes

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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