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Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
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Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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