Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.