Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.