The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
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Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
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Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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