Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma is so stupid... she tried to climb mountain dew!
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.