Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.