Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."