The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Vote: has 37.68 % from 33 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Vote: has 37.61 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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