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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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