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Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew? You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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