Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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