Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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