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It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage…
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: women
Where to birds invest their money? In the stork market!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
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