Question: What do you call a woman who has lost 95 percent of her intelligence? Answer: Divorced.
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.