Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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