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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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I certainly do not drink all the time, I have to sleep you know.
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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Uncle gives little Johnny a £5 note for his birthday. ‘Spend it carefully,’ says Uncle. ‘Remember – a fool and his money are soon parted.’ Little Johnny replies, ‘Well you certainly handed it over fast enough.’
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A young man wants to be left something in his aunt’s will, so every day he goes round and takes her poodles for a walk. When she finally dies, she does indeed remember the kindness of her nephew – and leaves him the poodles.
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Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?" The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood." The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma." The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? "Dead."
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He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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