Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walk s to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.