What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.