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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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