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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 51.21 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 51.19 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
A Chinese couple had a black baby. They named him Sum Sing Wong.
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has 51.18 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, communication, couple
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, sex
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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