Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What US state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?
Wheelburrows.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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