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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
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What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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