What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.