Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled, "A crocodile, a crocodile!" The woman woke up and asked, "Where, where?" A man cried again, "O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.