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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
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What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out.
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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