Why is there no gambling in Africa? -Too many Cheetahs!
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.