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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out. "Jesus is gonna get you." The robber started to get a little worried. "What's your name, birdie?" "Moses." "What dumbass named you Moses?" "The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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