A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
I'm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always do... by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely, Michael Myers
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.