How do you stop an Iraqi tank?
"Just shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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The legless man shakes his head.
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The legless man shakes his head again.
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