Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him!
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man? None! They both hang from trees.
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.