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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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