The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.