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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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