Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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