The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.