The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.