The best Chuck Norris jokes

The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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