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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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