Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.