NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.