The best Chuck Norris jokes

NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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