I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?