How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.