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Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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