A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
The six front keys have rotted out.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.