Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.