I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.