I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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