Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.