Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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