The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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