The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.