Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"