Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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