Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.