Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.