Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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