Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.