Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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