Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.